it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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