Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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