My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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