I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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