I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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