the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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