Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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