this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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