My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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