its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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