I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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