is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just had sex on a roof
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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