if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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