Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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