All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
it glows. i had to have it.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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