My nipple is on Facebook.
i would punch a child for taco bell
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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