Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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