quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Too much gin, very little bucket
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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