Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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