Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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