Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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