OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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