May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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