yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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