omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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