Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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