dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm like, not good at living.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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