whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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