I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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