Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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