I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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