when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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