I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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