i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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