WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
More tranny stories later!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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