I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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