Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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