im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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