glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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