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One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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