I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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