is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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