my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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