I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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