Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize