i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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