just survived the first fart of the relationship.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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