Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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