he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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