i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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