I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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