so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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