i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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